Limiting the Gene Pool, One Nut Shot at a Time

In case you haven't noticed, it's Friday... and time for your weekly distraction from work. This week's gem comes from my proclivity for watching human trainwreck videos on YouTube. For the most part I enjoy watching people suffer the consequences of their own idiotic actions, and this compilation video of guys taking themselves out of the reproductive pool allowed me to do just that.

Stop Working and Take a Wii Break

I was going to call in sick with the swine flu today (first sunny day in a week here in Philly...), but I thought that would be a disservice to people who hate their jobs more than I do — namely that guy who has to mop up the peep show booths.

Anyway, you're at work right now and let's face it: you wish you weren't. I can't give you the swine flu, but I can give you some funny vids to help you pass the time. Since I'm a big fan of the Nintendo Wii I decided that all of today's videos will have a Wii theme...

And here... we... go!

Hump Day 5/6/09

Hopefully you're not feeling the pain this morning from too much tequila last night... but if you are, here's a Borat clip to get you going this morning.

Borat - Driving Instructor Movies & TV SPIKE.com

Hump Day 4/29/09

"...it would be a lot better if they called it 'HSIOW: Holy Shit! It's Only Wednesday!'"

- George Carlin

So here I am and it's Wednesday. Hump Day. I haven't yet gotten a Guilt of the Day out to you this week, although there's good reason for that. This week is just not my week, what can I say? Anyway, so as not to leave you in the void I'm getting this video out to you today... I needed a laugh today and I figured you could use one too.

Note: This video is potentially NSFW, so watch at your own risk!

There are better things to do at work than work

In the spirit of Earth Week I've decided that you should waste some time this Friday morning by watching these helpful environmental tips courtesy of the "Green Team" at FunnyOrDie.com

Guilt of the Day 4/22/09: Kindergartener Sent Home With More Than Homework In His Backpack

When I saw the handwritten note on the left I thought that the teacher who wrote it was referring to the kid. Honestly. Because, let's face it, some kids are little turds.

BUT NO... she was referring to AN ACTUAL PIECE OF SHIT that she found in her classroom and SENT HOME with the student to whom she thought it... uh... belonged.

Now I'm no child psychologist, but I feel pretty confident that sending a 5 year old kid home with poop in his backpack is going to screw him up for life. Just sayin'.

Check out the source link below for more on the story.

(source: KOMONews)

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