Hump Day 4/29/09

"...it would be a lot better if they called it 'HSIOW: Holy Shit! It's Only Wednesday!'"

- George Carlin

So here I am and it's Wednesday. Hump Day. I haven't yet gotten a Guilt of the Day out to you this week, although there's good reason for that. This week is just not my week, what can I say? Anyway, so as not to leave you in the void I'm getting this video out to you today... I needed a laugh today and I figured you could use one too.

Note: This video is potentially NSFW, so watch at your own risk!

Guilt of the Day 4/14/09: Couple from Norway Multitasks

You know, often times when I'm driving in to work I think to myself "I could be doing more right now." Unfortunately, it hadn't occurred to me until now that I could be copulating (with someone other than myself) while driving.

Apparently DWF, or Driving While Fucking, is no longer the stuff of cinema nor legend — and it can get your license revoked. A couple from Norway was pulled over after officers observed the car "driving erratically" and speeding. I can imagine that having your girlfriend's ass bumping into the steering wheel repeatedly will lead to some "erratic" driving.

Anyway, after filming the sex act taking place for "evidence" (yeah right, $10 says those cops have already made copies for all their buddies), police officers pulled the couple over and immediately suspended the license of the gentleman who was operating the vehicle. Must have been a lady cop. A male cop would have given the guy an attaboy and sent him on his way, unless the female passenger was the cop's wife... but if that were the case then the story probably would have been about two missing Norwegians last seen DWF on the highway.

(source: CNN)